Happy Birthday to Me!

So my birthday was yesterday and i had such a fun time.
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My Russian friend Whitney brought me cup cakes and a hat.
Hahah and my friend Mary gave me THE softest teddy bear and blanket EVER
It was AMAZING!
I'm having my party tmrw and I'm putting off cleaning. xD
I got so much MJ for my birthday its ridankulous.
lol
Well; I'm off to draw story boards for my Film class now.
Ta ta and I hope my birthday was as fun for you as for me!

ONLY in Vegas

So tis morning I woke up late but still got out of the house on time. When I went outside there were 3 heliocopters in the sky and there was a faint sound of sirens. Typical sounds of Vegas. SO I get to my bus stop and a 15 police car convoy speeds down the street the heliocopters above. One of the cops went over his mega phone and said, "Civilians get on the grass no one on the side walk" so we stepped up on the grass. My friends and I cheered as the cops passed.
A while later the cars sped down the street next to the one I was on. It was AWESOME! haha
I thought it was the most exciting morning ever. I don't know if he was caught though.
OH and I sewed a sequin to my hand last night on accident I am such a genius.
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Yesterday I was at WalMart and decided to try #91 on the list of 333 ways to get kicked out of walmart. I threw a box of cereal one aisle over, and surprisingly, it went into a basket. About ten seconds later, a lady comes up to me and says, "Who threw this into my cart? (holding the box)" I have no poker face whatsoever, so I said "Me...sorry..." She said, "Thanks, I've been looking for that." And today I went to WalMart with two of my other friends and dressed as Bones, Spock, and Kirk. [I was Kirk.] While we were there a lot of people stared at us. But the best part of it all was when we left and a man pushing a cart with a small child in it looked at us and said, "Look Honey, Vulcans."
xD PRICELESS

Today, when I tried to log on to Facebook, it said, "Cookies are required to operate."... I then thought to myself, "Me too, Facebook. Me too."

A few days ago, I was listening to my music on shuffle. It played the Batman theme song, then The Joker by the Steve Miller Band. My laptop then shut down. I think the battle that was to follow was too intense for it to handle.

On Thursday, I was waiting outside for my dad to pick me up. I saw a boy, around 8 years old, walking with his 2 sisters and mom to their car. All of a sudden, he starts sprinting. Instead of saying 'Last one to the car is a rotten egg,' he shouted, 'First one to the car is in Gryffindor!' I'm glad he won

Last week, I went with my friend to get her swine flu shot. She is very scared of needles, so she timidly asked the doctor "That's like 6 inches long, you're going stick that whole thing in me?" He then looked up thoughtfully, nodded his head and said, "That's what she said." He is definitely my new favorite doctor, and forever shall be.

Good times.

3 B's!!!

B's?
REALLY?
On my semester report card I got 3 B's! 3 HOLE B's! WTF!? I worked my arse off all semester and I get 3 B's!! And my film class grade isn't even up yet and if thats a B as well, we're about to go around. 3...B's? HOW DID I GET A B IN SCIENCE?! [the one B thats REALLY bothering me.] D: Geeeeez. This suuuucks I wanted straight A's. Dangit..this sucks.

So much for my 4.0....dang...
I must be a whole new kind of stupid to get a B in STUDY SKILLS! We never even DID anything in that class!!! WTFH

Dang; maybe I should just go and find another career. I hate this right now. 3 B's...my arse. You better believe I will get back at my teachers..when they least expect it. If they find a dead rat in their morning coffee it will probably be from me. When they find out that their morning begal was laced with laxitives it will say, "Love your student" with no name on it. and when they think they are most safe, i will pop up and CUT OFF THEIR HEADS and FEAST on their BRAINS MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA and then one night i will appear next to their beds and when they awaken in the middle of the night they will see me trying to hide the blood on my arms and I'll hold my finger to my mouth and say, "Shhhh. Shhhh. I only killed your cat...and by your cat I mean your whole FAMILY." AND THEY WILL KNOW THAT I HAVE HAD MY REVENGE!

Nah; just joking. I probably won't do any of that..I'll just put baby sharks in their toilets.

I feel like being random

feel like unleashing all of my stupid thoughts on you guys...so are you ready? Lets do it- a break it dooooown. [Too much Yo Gabba Gabba]

R A N D O M S T U F F;

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm actually pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. You know what I mean? Its like, I kinda live here I think I know how to get to the main street, but thanks anyways.

I now understand why women seem to have such difficulty finding a boyfriend who is sensitive, caring, and good-looking.... that type's already got freaking boyfriends!!! But thats okay for me, because girls can be nice like that too.

I almost choked to death on Lucky Charms this morning. they are not so 'magically delicious' when they're lodged in your throat.God, I think foods out to get me, that or I just forgot how to eat.

Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo???? Riddle me that!

When life gives you lemons find a kid with a paper cut.



The Gaga Law (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance

Be THERE or be an oddly shaped polygon; because saying square is so overated.

haha werewolves, dragons, talking trees, skeletons, and crazy old hermits; Dragon Age is pretty awesome. haha

Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding.


I try to accomplish things before the microwave hits :00


I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my mom to go swimming

I wish that the sticky side of envelopes tasted better.

everything was inwented in russia

I HERD YOU LIEK MUD KIPPS In SOVIET Russia, Mudkip lieks you!

I DID NOT SLEEP WITH TIGER WOODS.

25 INSANELY Random Things:
I am part blackense [cept not really]
2. Spock is my husband. <3
3. House is my maid and George is his tights wearing sidekick
4. I have read every harry potter book 438753057 times and counting
5. Michael Jackson is my secret lover [dont tell spock]
6. If i had to pick between my dog and halle berry....i'd stuff the dog in halle berry and run
7. My socks NEVER match
8. I hate chololate [tis yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucky]
9.I ALWAYS want either: A hot pocket, halle berry, or a slurpee
10. Iact REALLY white.
11. I SPELL COLOUR LIKE THIS C-O-L-O-U-R
12. Harley Quinn is smarter then my mom
13. I would do NOTHING for a kolndike bar
14. I know more about Vulcan society then american history
15. I speak: Klingon, English, Blackenese, Elfish, and German
16. I hate twilight
17.I love kids [just not my siblings]
18. I am a michael jackson impersonater [beat that ]
19. I know every word to every song in Rent, Wicked, Avenue Q, Cats and Sweeney Todd
20. I died a little when I didnt get my Hogwarts letter
21. I love Zachary Quinto.
22. I <3 Johnny Depp too
23. I have a rat, a cat, a dog, 2 fish, a llama, a cow, and a rabbit
24. Addition to 23: i have 7 younger siblings
25. I LOVE ICECREAM
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Hmmmmm

Have you ever..

really hated a TV show but you can't stop watching it?

feel like you need too help someone but you cant?

wanted someone you reaaaaaaaaally hate at times?

thought fate is out to get you?

REALLY wanted a slurpee?

read an ENTIRE textbook because you're bored?

want a hot pocket for no reason?

think some people just don't know when to shut up?

thought that clocks are just TOO loud?

heard the slightest noise and made you turn your head?

Cause I feelt ALL of that today. And now its really weird
xD
Hahah

FREAKING CLOCKS

Ugh; I hate exams, the clocks in the rooms drive me nuts with their ticking! I try to finish reading a passage and then I hear the clock. And NO ONE else hear its tick, not even the kids RIGHT under it. I think I'm going crazy..even though I hear the clocks everyday.
AND whats worse is that I can tell when the clock is running slow because the gears will shift once, then go backwards for half a turn, then start again.
The noise is nearly UNBEARABLE.
D;
I sware! And my teachers won't let me fix the clocks or take the clock of the wall just for the class period they have me. And since they don't hear it they think I'm completely bonkers.
Today I was sitting in class looking at the clock, with the most devious thoughts in my head [Sorta like that kind my friends and I have for the HEROES writers] where I took the clock off the wall and smashed it with a hammer! But not just ANY OLE HAMMER, the HAMMER OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Semester Finals

UGH; finals are starting Monday and I haven't even studied one second.
I've TRIED to study; I even stayed after school with my horrible, rotten yogurt scented Math Teacher.
The whole time I was there she was Facebooking. DX I kept asking for help and she was all ignoring me.

GOD I hate that woman. She smells like Muscle Milk and rotten yogurt and sulfur.
Dx
OH and I have a 4 page final essay to do for Study Skills [the most idiotic class in the world. TOTAL waste of money] its due...wednesday and I havent even started..haha xD
And me writing this journal entry is me procrastinating. Haha